Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Is 31-34

Egypt is going to fall for helping Judah and Judahs going to fall for being helped by Egypt? The Assyrians are going to be taken down and made slaves by God himself.
BUTT then, once "a king" arrives all good things shall happen. People will begin to understand everything, hear everything, see everything, no more studderers, no more idiots.
I like vs 17 of chapter 32. And then....gore. The Lord is indignant against all nations, and his wrath is against all their host.

We ALL know how wrathful God can be, when he's angry.

I now know what He was doing with all that blood from sacrifices...filling up and enormous sword with it. He's going to take people out with a sword made of blood and fat.

The grounds going to be so gross that only pelicans and porcupines and owls and ravens will want to live there.

Odd.

Oh wait, and jackels and apparently Native American ostriches.

And the night monsters (the boogie man?).

And kites, ah yes kites. Every kite shall have a mate.

That may have bean the oddest reading yet.

2 comments:

Jamie said...

I would LOVE to know what was meant by the night monster.

Be generous and giving.

I noticed that a lot of promise of God's blessing are compared to a rush or wave of water. I think that's kind of cool symbolism.

Once again, God will take up the battle for them(us). We'll see later even more literal than anyone had probably thought.

Love 34:16

Jamie said...

I can't believe I forgot to add a comment about 33:22 "For the Lord is our Judge, the Lord is our Lawgiver, the Lorid is our King; He will save us."
How can anyone errantly interpret what is meant by the separation of church and state. Christianity was interwoven in the foundation of our country and governement. Here we see the perfect model of English and American democracy...The Lord is our Judge - judicial branch, the Lord is our Lawgiver - legislative branch, the Lord is our King - executive branch. NOT a coincidence.